(To the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the first day of camping the Leader sent to me

A boy who had a skinned his knee

On the second day of camping the Leader sent to me

Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the third day of camping the Leader sent to me

Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the fourth day of camping the Leader sent to me

Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the fifth day of camping the Leader sent to me

Five nettle-stings, Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the sixth day of camping the Leader sent to me

Six boys with splinters, Five nettle-stings, Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the seventh day of camping the Leader sent to me

Seven upset tummies, Six boys with splinters, Five nettle-stings, Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the eighth day of camping the Leader sent to me

Eight cuts and grazes, Seven upset tummies, Six boys with splinters, Five nettle-stings, Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the ninth day of camping the Leader sent to me

Nine twisted ankles, Eight cuts and grazes, Seven upset tummies, Six boys with splinters, Five nettle-stings, Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the tenth day of camping the Leader sent to me

Ten homesick Leaders, Nine twisted ankles, Eight cuts and grazes, Seven upset tummies, Six boys with splinters, Five nettle-stings, Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the eleventh day of camping the Leader sent to me

Eleven boys with measles, Ten homesick Leaders, Nine twisted ankles, Eight cuts and grazes, Seven upset tummies, Six boys with splinters, Five nettle-stings, Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.

On the twelfth day of camping the Leader sent to me

Twelve angry parents, Eleven boys with measles, Ten homesick Leaders, Nine twisted ankles, Eight cuts and grazes, Seven upset tummies, Six boys with splinters, Five nettle-stings, Four mozzie bites, Three nose-bleeds, Two bandaged heads and a boy who had skinned his knee.