Coca-Cola came to town,
Diet Pepsi shot him down,
Dr. Pepper fixed him up,
Now they all drink 7-Up,
7-up caught the flu
Now we all drink iron bru
Iron bru fell down the mountain
Now we all drink from a fountain
Oh no the fountain broke
Now we all drink plain old coke
Plain old coke got in a muddle
Now we all drink from a puddle
Oh no the puddle dried up
Now we all drink from a cup
Oh no the cup broke
Now we all drink cherry coke
Cherry coke is bad for you
Now we all drink from the loo
Romeo and Juliet
upon that toilet seat they met
Romeo said to Juliet
“You’re the smelliest girl i’ve ever met.”
Jaws went swimming in the sea
Saw a diver for his tea
Chopped him up into little chunks
Then spat out his swimming trunks.
Superman flying through the air
Swooping around without a care.
Looking for his Lois Lane
Is it a bird or is it a plane?
In the cinema in the dark
Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark.
By the girls he is adored,
Harrison Ford, yes Harrison Ford.
