Verse 1

There are Mice, running through the rice

In the stores, In the stores

There are Mice, running through the rice

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 2

There are Snakes, as big as garden rakes

In the stores, In the stores

There are Snakes, as big as garden rakes

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 3

There are Beans, as big a submarines

In the stores, In the stores

There are Beans, as big a submarines

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 4

There are Gravy, enough to float the navy

In the stores, In the stores

There are Gravy, enough to float the navy

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 5

There are Cakes, that give us tummy aches

In the stores, In the stores

There are Cakes, that give us tummy aches

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 6

There are Eggs, with scaly chicken legs

In the stores, In the stores

There are Eggs, with scaly chicken legs

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 7

There are Butter, running into the gutter

In the stores, In the stores

There are Butter, running into the gutter

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 8

There are Lard, they sell it by the yard

In the stores, In the stores

There are Lard, they sell it by the yard

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 9

There are Bread, with great big lumps like led

In the stores, In the stores

There are Bread, with great big lumps like led

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 10

There are Cheese, that makes you want to sneeze

In the stores, In the stores

There are Cheese, that makes you want to sneeze

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 11

There are Soot, they grow it by the foot

In the stores, In the stores

There are Soot, they grow it by the foot

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 12

There are Goats, eating all the oats

In the stores, In the stores

There are Goats, eating all the oats

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 13

There are Bees, with little knobbly knees

In the stores, In the stores

There are Bees, with little knobbly knees

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 14

There are Owls, shredding paper towels

In the stores, In the stores

There are Owls, shredding paper towels

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 15

There are Apes, eating all the grapes

In the stores, In the stores

There are Apes, eating all the grapes

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 16

There are Turtles, wearing rubber girdles

In the stores, In the stores

There are Turtles, wearing rubber girdles

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 17

There are Bear, with curlers in its hair

In the stores, In the stores

There are Bear, with curlers in its hair

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 18

There are Buffaloes, with hair between their toes

In the stores, In the stores

There are Buffaloes, with hair between their toes

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 19

There are Foxes, stuffed in little boxes

In the stores, In the stores

There are Foxes, stuffed in little boxes

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 20

There are Coke, enough to make you choke

In the stores, In the stores

There are Coke, enough to make you choke

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 21

There are Pepsi, that gives you apoplexy

In the stores, In the stores

There are Pepsi, that gives you apoplexy

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 22

There are Roaches, sleeping in the coaches

In the stores, In the stores

There are Roaches, sleeping in the coaches

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 23

There are Flies, swarming ’round the pies

In the stores, In the stores

There are Flies, swarming ’round the pies

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 24

There are Fishes, washing all the dishes

In the stores, In the stores

There are Fishes, washing all the dishes

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 25

There are Moths, eating all the clothes

In the stores, In the stores

There are Moths, eating all the clothes

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 26

There are Scouts, eating Brussel sprouts

In the stores, In the stores

There are Scouts, eating Brussel sprouts

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me

Verse 27

There are Leaders, slapping at the skeeters

In the stores, In the stores

There are Leaders, slapping at the skeeters

In the stores, In the stores

Chorus

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I have not brought my specks with me

I have not brought my specks with me